Love My Honey: double ended glass Dildo by Lovehoney

   I've always been one for pin-point clitoral  vibration. I've been know to say "Dildo's don't do it for me." Or that "silly thing can't make me come, it doesn't Vibrate", because dare I say I'm a bit of a power Queen. Then shopping around for something new I spot this LoveHoney Double Ended Glass Dildo, it is fucking gorgeous! I hoped this pretty thing could change my opinion

Packaging:
My LoveHoney came in a beautiful white box, with a picture of the beautiful glass fuck toy on it.  Inside the box there was a velvet storage bag, that is perfect for long term storage. And of course the beautiful masterpiece that is the toy.

Specs: She is made from Glass. One end has raised Spiral Texture, and the other has Raised nubs with the LoveHoney logo in-between the two.

10.5 inches long, 4.25 inches in Girth. On the LoveHoney website it says 8.25 inches insertable  length... But in my opinion it's a double ended Dildo at 10.5 inches long so there isn't an insertable length. Because this Dildo is made from glass it isn't  flexible, however it is fully submersible.

Cleaning:
Because this toy is made from high quality glass it is completely non-porous and can be cleaned with soap and water. You can sterilize this toy or even throw it in the dishwasher. Just be sure around the textures are cleaned well because bodily fluids can build up around them.

My experience:
So as you seen above I'm not usually a dildo fan. I usually need pin-point clitoral stimulation. Also have I said yet how flipping beautiful this toy is. As soon as I took her out of the box I didn't want to put her down. I kept stroking it, and could not take my hands off. Finally we got the chance to play later that night and boy did she had plenty of surprises in store for me. At first I was really excited about the textures on the different ends. We started off at a cold start and these LoveHoney textures proved to be a bit to much until I was fully aroused. So we lubed up and tried again, this time the toy slide easily into me. I could feel the textures on both ends of the toy, and at times it got a little to intense, so we had to slow down a little bit. The spiral ends(to me) feel very rumbly, and the nubs felt more intense and rubbed inside. The curved "banana" shape made for really good g-spot stimulation but if I jiggled to hard for to long it would irritate my vaginal opening. When I paired this toy with my LoveHoney Mini Wand Vibrator this toy pushed me very QUICKLY over the edge again and again.

Long story short:
I am beyond glad I added this toy to my cart even though I didn't think it would do it for me. It is beautifully made, with no sharp edges. This toy is great but as all toys it isn't perfect. The textures can become a little to much at times. Almost raised to much for my  preference, even though I didn't know I had one. I would definatly recommend this toy to someone looking for something with extreme texture. I've never tried one but if you would like something a bit smoother A Touch Of Glass is highly recommended by several other reviewers.

You can buy this Beautifully crafted Glass toy here

This Siren has me singing

Official Siren Review

    I was kindly sent the (Siren Firm-CoreDildo) from goodvibes toys "Pleasure Works Line". I received this product free of charge in exchange for an honest, unbiased review.

Packaging
Let me start by saying this Dildo has been a first for me: first Silicone Dildo, first dual density toy, first product from good vibes. My Siren arrived boxed discreetly
in a cardboard box. Nothing stood out! I opened the box and found it in a blue " Pleasure Works " branded box, tons of information about the Siren on the back of the box. The Dildo didn't come along either. Along with the Dildo there were three "Please" lube samples (I'll review them as soon as I get the brass to do a lube review), a business card, a refrigerator magnet, and a note from Goodvibes Affiliate Manager Andy!

Key features/Sizing
The Siren come in one size (we will measure up in a minute). A waterproof bullet vibe and the watch batteries (that I so despise at like $4 buck a piece) are provided in the box. The Siren is also part of goodvibes (Firm-Core) Dildo line. Let's size things up! The Siren is 7.5 inches total, with an insertable length of 7 inches, and has a Girth of 5 inches at the widest point(near the base). The Siren is harness comparable, waterproof, easy to clean (throw it in the dishwasher; top rack, wash with warm soap and water, or even boil. With any method you will need to remove the vibe). Also there is a large base, meaning the Siren is anal safe (if your brave enough, I was not).  Alright enough blah, blah, blah for now. Wash it how you want, put it in which ever hole suits you (I'm not sure it will fit in your ear.). USE LUBE!

EXPERIENCE:
It still feels weird to me to take notes while masturbating and directly after sex; but I've learned that this is life and I'm loving every minute of it. So anywho, if you read my (LoveHoney glass Dildo) review you may have seen that I didn't previously like dildos. The Siren was a BLAST to test! I cannot thrust fast by myself, so solo I learned that the vibe is buzzy ( and because watch batteries are like $4 a piece, I despise them -_-) but in my opinion with the size of the Siren the  vibrator isn't necessary; it keeps me feeling full! Lube is definitely needed because the "Firm-Core" Silicone is slightly 'tacky'; for lack of a better word. Not only that but it is draggy, add a little (WATER-BASED) lube and no more drag! It is easy to hold and has a broad base. For my body it is a heat seeking G-Spot missile. Handing over the Siren to my partner, the (Big ol' dick), urm...  I mean large Dildo only gets better. It proved to be great for thrusting; both fast and slow. The head is very pronounced and does wonders on my A-spot and G-Spot. Also with the head being so  noticeable, just a rhythmic tap on the bottom sends my head reeling with pleasure. Of course no toy is perfect. There are a couple things I did not enjoy. Most of this being with the Buzzy Vibrator; it is loud, buzzy, runs off watch batteries, and I cannot get it out of the end of my Siren. The only thing about the Siren itself is that the Silicone is a sort of tacky and everything sticks to it; but hey, I'm fine to wash it!

TL;DR
So... Here is what you need to know about the  Siren summarized (minus all the BS). It is waterproof, easy to clean, and body safe Firm-core Silicone. It vibrates but not great(that doesn't  hinder it's performance!!!) It does attract dust and lint so you'll need to clean before and after uses. USE LUBE(water based). This toy is rather large. So who would I recommend the Siren to? Size Queens, thrust masters, G-Spot lovers, anyone who  doesn't have a petite Vagina.

If you want your own Siren click here! (Please?)
Thank you Good Vibes for sending me the Siren to test and review!

Love My Honey: glass butt plug by Lovehoney

   Butt stuff is my favorite stuff, and theLovehoney Pure Pleasure Sensual Glass Butt Plug gave me a surprise. I've only owned one plug before; a cheap piece of Jelly tapered like a cone; which was uncomfortable and porous. It would slip out EVERY TIME we used it during intercourse! My previous plug did not fit my assets so to speak. Due to my inexperience with plugs I just assumed thats what plugs did. I was thoroughly annoyed and tuned off of anal play. Sir and i, after reading many reviews, decided to give a plug another shot. I spotted the Lovehoney Pure Pleasure Sensual Glass Butt Plug, the beautiful glass and etched LoveHoney logo caught my eye (I'm a sucker for etched glass). So we finished our order.
UNBOXING:
The delivery man so kindly dropped my package off three days later, in a cardboard box with minimal details on said box. When I got inside I ripped open the box and found my little Sensual white box with the LoveHoney logo. On the white box was a picture of the plug, and a short description on the plug on the side. Inside my pretty white box I found my plug, neatly wrapped in bubble wrap tucked inside the black velvet storage container.

               

How it measures up:
From the other reviews I have read, this plug is somewhat standard. Not real big and not real small. It has an overall length of 4", an insertable length of 3.75", and a circumference of 4.5". The taper, as you can tell from the pictures at the end of the article, is gradual enough that it goes in with a little ease and patience. The neck is long and slender, enough so that once the plug is in place. It.is.in!

 

PLAYTIME AT LAST:
I was really excited to try this beauty after the unboxing. As soon as Sir got home that night he immediately ordered that I go put the plug in. So off I went. I tend to consider myself (before this) as intermediate when it comes to anal play. Knowing that somethings tend to hurt going in, I slathered my plug in Astroglide©. This is not my ideal lubricant but in my small town, that's about the best we got. I point the lubed up tip of the plug toward my ass. Applying gentle pressure I start my LoveHoney rollercoaster ride, with ouches and ahhs. The first bit of the toy went smooth with no pain, bit as the front of the toy went in the girth of the toy began to stretch me. The widest point of the taper began to cause a lot of discomfort from a dry start. So I stopped, took a break, and began again. This time I slowly thrusted the plug, to warm my body up for the wider diameter than I was used to. Then with a bit more pressure against the toy, it slide in and I literally gasped with pleasure. Once it was in comfortably we began to use thisduring intercourse. This plug is in my opinion exactly how described, pure pleasure. I've never wanted to put anything in my ass more than I do this plug. As Sir enters me while it is in, it makes my vagina feel tighter to him. It also angles him perfectly to hit my G-spot! My previous plug would pop out as I orgasmed, the Lovehoney Pure Pleasure Sensual Glass Butt Plug stays securely in place. Either I'm easy to please, or this plug is AHH-mazing!!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
I would recommend this toy to anyone that is new or intermediate with anal play. I thoughrouly enjoyed this toy. Remember this toy is very ridged because it is glass. You can buy theLovehoney Pure Pleasure Sensual Glass Butt Plughere.

Gun Oil- Force Recon vs. Silicone

​Be gentle. This is my first ever Lube review! If I'm missing something please tell me! I'm always open to constructive criticism! Comment or Email me!

   I'm going to try my hand at a comparison  review, between two gun oil products; Force Recon(Hybrid Silicone lube) and Silicone. I received a ton of these samples in the mail the other day, for personal use; however I wanted to review some lube. So here goes nothin. 
         These samples arrived boxed up discreetly. There were several sample packs of each type of lubricant. We decided to try them out and see what we could discover about non-water based lubricant.

What did we learn?
    Both types of lube lasted significantly longer than anything water based that we had tried. The Hybrid Silicone(Force Recon) lasted three to four minutes and the Silicone lasted a little over two minutes; both were continuously and frivolously rubbed. 
    Both types also felt extremely oily (like vegetable oil). Neither one of them ever got sticky (which I'm used to being that I'm used to water based lubricants), also both of the lubes soaked in to the skin after awhile. 
    (Bear with me here!)

What can these lubes be used for/with?
     Hybrid lubes can be used with some Silicone toys (you should contact the toy company prior to using this) and Silicone lubes should NEVER be used with Silicone toys! The Hybrid Gun oil lubricant is like a gel consistency, which works well for anal play. This lube also has no taste, and a sweet smell. The Silicone lube has no taste or smell and would work really well for glass toys, and would also be ok for anal play as it lasts longer than water based lubricants. Being that neither of these has a taste they would both work well for fore-play or oral sex.

From the website (no quotes)
    Hybrid(Force Recon) by gun oil is paraben free and Glycerine free. Also it is safe for most non-porous toys. (Check with the manufacturer before use) Also this line is hypoallergenic! The hybrid lubricant also washes away easily with soap and water. 
    Silicone Gun Oil is also paraben and Glycerine free. This formula is water resistant and hypoallergenic. However you cannot use this lube with Silicone toys!!
    If your not sure if these types of lubricant are right for you, you may want to stick with a water based lube, Gun Oil offers H2O; which is made with purified water. You can purchase any of these lubricants here.

Pjur Analyze Me! Anal Lube Review

Naughty Playtime sent me a bottle of Pjur Analyse Me! Anal lubricant for free in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.

Receiving & ingredients:
    This lube was sent to me in a plain box. I received a 100ml bottle which will last me awhile. This bottle does not have a pump top. This Pjur analyze me! anal is made with hyaluronan (which is used for vaginal dryness), which according to the back label "increases viscosity without becoming sticky", water, Glycerin, and a few others (there is a picture of the back label below).

Experience & Details:
    The description on the back says that this lube is good for penile, vaginal, and anal. It is also compatible with natural rubber and latex condoms. There are simple directions on the back as well (although I'm not sure that anyone would need directions). 
   The first time I messed with this Pjur lube I just squirted a drop on my finger to see and feel the thickness. Being that it is an anal specific lubricant, I expected it to be rather thick. One drop on my finger stayed just that, a pea sized drop on the end of my finger. When I rubbed it together between them it didn't drip. It was actually thicker than I has expected. Immediately from there I loved it. It is water-based, so it is safe to use with (almost) all non-porous sex toys, condoms (latex or other), and as long as your not allergic to the ingredients it is great for any place you need extra moisture. There is no smell or taste to this lube either; so you can use it for giving oral if need be. 
    Sexually this lube proved to be great to me! Its hard for me to judge a lubricant because ordinarily I am not picky (as long as it isnt KY© or Astroglide©). Also for anal lubes I prefer not to have a numbing agent, which this does not. I tested this product with multiple toys and all went well. They all  slid in easily once I was warmed up and it never got sticky!!

Let's Re-cap:
    Pjur analyze me! anal water based lubricant is: extremely slick, lasts up to 2.5 minutes, non-numbing, condom compatible, not sticky, and worked great for me! It could be for yours to. It is also great for fisting and vaginal use, not just anal. I loved this lube! Want to snatch up your own bottle? Be sure to use my discount code, TALKTHETALK

Thank you so much to Naughty Playtime for sending this lubricant to me. Affiliate links have been used but that has not affected my views of this product. My thoughts and opinions are strictly my own.

TANTUS Slick is soooo Slick!!

​Ive been affiliated with Tantus for awhile. I have also read probably 50+ reviews about the quality and amazingness of their products. Finally I got my hot little hands on one (or two) of their finely crafted hunks of silicone; I was impressed and a bit horrified (due to size). I received these free of charge in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Hold on to your seats and lets start the show!

Packaging:

     My slick samples came neatly boxed in brown cardboard, relatively discreetly aside from "slick samples" printed in tiny letters on the delivery sticker. Inside the box were unexpectedly two more boxes: a black Tantus Slick Large, and purple Slick Small. The boxes are mostly white but with viewing windows on the front and sides. Inside the box are Tantus bubbles and the back of the boxes are chalked full of necessary information. Yay for body safe materials!!!


Cold hard facts:
    Small: The widest point(s) of the small are 4 inches (base and tip are the same). The full length is 6.75 inches with an insertable length of 6.25 inches. The small I received is pearly purple and gorgeous!
     Large: The large (like the small) measures the same at tip and base and is 5 inches around. Overall length comes to 8.5 inches with an insertable length of 7.75 inches (talk about filling up). This bad boy was sent to me in Black.
Both sizes are anal safe, harness compatible, dual density, and made from "Tantus' unique formula of 100% ultra-premium Silicone". Both toys are also lint magnets, but super easy to clean so that isnt a big deal. You can wash with soap and water, toy cleaner, 10% bleach mix, or just toss it in the dishwasher.


Experience:
    The Slick small is a great size, super great for beginners! The pronounced tip is perfect for G-Spot stimulation or prostate stimulation (depending on your preference). We use it to warm up to bigger toys, mostly. The Slick design is also great for thrusting; in fact i can thrust the small better, faster, and harder than any other. The large is the biggest Dildo I have ever used, it was a little horrifying at first. However it proved to be amazing! Holy Shit is it Amazing! When i got warm enough to use the large it was extremely intense and filling. The tip of the Slick did hit my cervix when Sir got a little to enthusiastic with his thrusts. I personally wouldn't recommend getting to rough with this big boy! (For me) Gingerly thrusting, long and slowly, pushed me to the brink of insanity, with the uniquely intense orgasm. It is definatly filling to me. I don't feel much texture aside from nubs or such, and the head of the large is wide enough that I feel it; in and out! I was not brave enough to try this anally. The Slick line is the perfect blend of squishy and firm, with a base big enough to hold onto even when 'slick'. The silicone is draggy but added lube fixes that problem. Both of these dildos have been added to our favorite drawer; small for rough and hard g-spot stimulation and large for slow and steady mind blowing orgasms.

🆕- I was finally given the courage to use the Slick Large anally (in other words, Sir, with consent, told me to lie the fuck down because I was going to take every inch of it). First of all HOLY HELL this toy is huge! With plenty of warm up and what seemed to be a bottle of lube we finally got it in. My ass has never been so happy or full. I've realized that I can actually use big toys and enjoy them! I like having rough anal sex which is also a new thing for me! 

TL;DR:
    These toys are mind blowing. Wonderful quality, I fully expect them to last my lifetime at least. Silicone is draggy, use lube (water-based)! Be gentle with the large, it is big!  I would recommend the large to more advance toy players and the small to anyone who enjoys putting things in holes. These Tantus Slicks are worth the price, time and time again! Easy to clean and 100% body safe! No unwanted chemicals, dual density, harness compatible, and anal safe. Go buy one or both! Here!!!

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