I am very happy to have received a Crescendo to review.
Mystery vibes is one of the first companies I reached out to when I began
blogging way back in February. So when I received my Crescendo on Nov 19th
I was beyond excited. It felt like my blog had finally come full circle. The
Crescendo held my attention for nine whole months, now it was time for me to
open it, hold it, and touch it!
delivery was quick, less than 10 days to be a bit more specific. The packaging
was discreet to start, no notes on the outside of the box to say what it was.
Once I was in the box I was shocked with the presentation. The box and outer
sleeve was wrapped in shrink wrap, like a lot of toys, but there was something
different. I immediately tore into the outer shell, to get inside the box.
Again I was blown away by the sturdy box (which had a storage bag not been
included would be perfect to storage as well). Upon receiving my Crescendo, I
also received an email which told me the directions along with the steps taken
to package and delivery my Crescendo hygienically. Also in the email, it stated
that they package the Crescendo partially charged, so you can; take it out of
the package, optionally wipe it down, and start playing! This email was a great
The Crescendo comes with 12 preloaded vibrations settings,
and there are many, many more on the app that are available for free. It has a
dock charger and once it is completely dead takes 2 hours to completely
recharge! The Crescendo is long and thin, with 6, that’s right I said SIX
motors. On the wider end on the vibe there are two spots that extend out from
the vibe. The Crescendo can bend into any shape you could imagine. The
Crescendo I received came in light blue and it is beautiful!!! The Crescendo is
covered in body safe silicone.
first time I used the Crescendo I was a little underwhelmed, if I’m honest. Not
due to lack of motor, but because I couldn’t find any straight forward
vibration settings. It was all patterns, and I don’t generally prefer patterns.
Upon playing and trying to thrust, I found that thrusting this vibe is not my
cup of tea. However, I had an idea that the Crescendo might be great for
something… G-spotting. Boy, oh, boy was I right! I can bend the Crescendo into
the PERFECT position to hit my G-spot just right.
second time I used the Crescendo, I used it with my partner. I was trying to
explain that we could use the crescendo like a partner toy, you know leave part
of it out on my clit and put the tip against my g-spot and use it as he
vaginally penetrated me… He didn’t grasp what I was telling him apparently,
because he folded the Crescendo in half like a U and inserted the vibe round
side first into my vagina. Then he inserted his penis. He could feel the
vibrations on the sides of his shaft and it felt really good to me as well.
After he and I finished, he pulled out and cleaned himself off, leaving the
Crescendo inside of me, TURNED ON! I couldn’t get it out. It was stuck inside
of me, on my pelvic bone. I couldn’t do anything but laugh and laugh. Finally I
got a finger in and got to the button to turn it off.We couldn’t get the thing to turn and I just
knew I was going to be a star on ‘Sex Sent Me to the ER’. After an hour and a
half and tears from laughing so hard, Sir finally got his finger inside and
turned the Crescendo sideways so it wasn’t stuck anymore, but in the process he
accidentally turned the dang thing back on. Again a lot of laughing at my
startled reaction, but we finally got it out. Even after this crazy adventure
with the Crescendo it is still my new favorite toy to use with my partner.
grab my Crescendo a lot for solo play to. It pretty much stays bent in my bag
for G-spot play. After the first three uses I still had charge on the battery,
so the battery last quite a while!
summarize the Crescendo… Hmm this toy is a lot of things. It can be thick or
thin, bent or straight, curved for the perfect angle, or make you laugh till
you pee. It’s practically perfect! It is rechargeable, and lasts a very long
time. It is body safe and easy to clean. Many different vibration patterns and
lots of varying settings between what’s on the Crescendo and what you can get
with the app. This toy is crazy! SIX different motors make sure that the
vibrations are strong throughout the toy. The only thing that worried me, was
that once I had bent the Crescendo several times, the silicone seemed to be
looser on the toy, this isn’t a problem, and it just makes me wonder if the
silicone in these areas will become weak. I love this toy, it is totally great
for me, someone who like g-spot play, solo-play, or partner play.
Thank you so much to MysteryVibes for allowing me to review
this amazing product! I have not use affiliate links in the review. I did
however receive the Crescendo free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest