Pjur Analyze Me! Anal Lube Review

Naughty Playtime sent me a bottle of Pjur Analyse Me! Anal lubricant for free in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.

Receiving & ingredients:
    This lube was sent to me in a plain box. I received a 100ml bottle which will last me awhile. This bottle does not have a pump top. This Pjur analyze me! anal is made with hyaluronan (which is used for vaginal dryness), which according to the back label "increases viscosity without becoming sticky", water, Glycerin, and a few others (there is a picture of the back label below).

Experience & Details:
    The description on the back says that this lube is good for penile, vaginal, and anal. It is also compatible with natural rubber and latex condoms. There are simple directions on the back as well (although I'm not sure that anyone would need directions). 
   The first time I messed with this Pjur lube I just squirted a drop on my finger to see and feel the thickness. Being that it is an anal specific lubricant, I expected it to be rather thick. One drop on my finger stayed just that, a pea sized drop on the end of my finger. When I rubbed it together between them it didn't drip. It was actually thicker than I has expected. Immediately from there I loved it. It is water-based, so it is safe to use with (almost) all non-porous sex toys, condoms (latex or other), and as long as your not allergic to the ingredients it is great for any place you need extra moisture. There is no smell or taste to this lube either; so you can use it for giving oral if need be. 
    Sexually this lube proved to be great to me! Its hard for me to judge a lubricant because ordinarily I am not picky (as long as it isnt KY© or Astroglide©). Also for anal lubes I prefer not to have a numbing agent, which this does not. I tested this product with multiple toys and all went well. They all  slid in easily once I was warmed up and it never got sticky!!

Let's Re-cap:
    Pjur analyze me! anal water based lubricant is: extremely slick, lasts up to 2.5 minutes, non-numbing, condom compatible, not sticky, and worked great for me! It could be for yours to. It is also great for fisting and vaginal use, not just anal. I loved this lube! Want to snatch up your own bottle? Be sure to use my discount code, TALKTHETALK

Thank you so much to Naughty Playtime for sending this lubricant to me. Affiliate links have been used but that has not affected my views of this product. My thoughts and opinions are strictly my own.

Jo H2O anal original review

​Yay for lube! This is the last of four lube reviews brought to you by Naughty Playtime. My drawers are stocked up with lube now. Jo H2O ANAL Original lube is a cheap lube option. Admittedly, my least favorite of the four I recently received.

Packaging and Ingredients:
   I received this lube packaged discreetly, wrapped in bubble wrap and surrounded by extra packaging; so it didn't shake, rattle, or roll. This formula is made with a mix of:

•Glycerin

•Water (Aqua)

•Cellulose Gum

•Methylparaben,

•Propylparaben

The summary on the Jo website says that it is “formulated using a pure plant sourced Glycerin”.

Experience and Thoughts:
   My experience with this lube was short lived,  multiple times. We used it Vaginally and anally. Neither were very grand. I used the lube four times. Being that there are Parabens in this lube there are health concerns. With my natural moisture and all, vaginally the lube need not be re-applied to much. When it came time for clean up however, it was a sticky mess that wasn't the easiest to clean.

    Anally this lube was decent at best for us. We had to re-apply multiple times. Thus making the sticky messy clean-up even worse. We used this lube four different times, and used about half the bottle. If you read my Sliquid Sassy review, you know that anal penetration usually causes a bit of discomfort for me, with this lube that wasn't hindered. That pain was still there.

Summary:
   Ok so here is what I know. This lube contains parabens, which I do not prefer. There is also glycerin. These ingredients are not good for our bodies. The link above provides more information on that. The JO H2O original is said to be not sticky, to me that proved to be wrong. This was a sticky mess to clean up. It was decent in a general lube, however I definitely prefer my Sliquid Sassy or Pjur Analyze Me! over this. I would recommend this product to someone on a budget who maybe doesn't mind the clean-up afterwards. If you could swing the extra cash though I'd definitely go with one of the aforementioned options, either are worth the price.  

Wicked Jelle Anal Review

 

I was sent a bottle of Wicked Jelle Anal lubricant by Naughty Playtime for an honest and unbiased review.

Packaging and Details:
    The Wicked Jelle Anal came discreetly packaged. It is "Latex-friendly, Glycerin-free, paraben free, long lasting, pH balanced, (and) easy to clean-up". The blurb on the back label says "long lasting and never sticky, this super-slick, water-based lubricant stays where you put it... desensitizers have been eliminated from the luxurious formula to ensure safety, sensations, and pleasure." The bottle I received is a 4 ounce bottle.

Experience:
    I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I am not picky about lube. We have tested this lube many times. Testing it the first time on the back of my hand. With constant friction the Wicked Jelle Anal lubricant lasted upwards of two minutes. Which is pretty good for a water based lube. I did note that this particular lubricant feels very much like cum (which does make me happy). Upon this test I noticed several things. First, the Wicked Jelle Anal had no taste or smell, which is great for any lube. Secondly, I noticed that upon putting friction on my hand it kinda stung. Last but not least I realized upon drying that this particular lube did become a bit sticky. 
    This lubricant wasn't really for me. When we did use it sexually we used it vaginally first, which worked well with my natural moisture. It did not sting or become sticky while using it. When used anally, being that there is no natural wetness, it had to be re-applied several times in one session. Clean-up was not to bad and didn't seem to be sticky. It also stayed where we put it and it did not make a big mess.

TL;DR:
   Wicked Jelle Anal Lube is water-based (toy- friendly), Glycerin and Paraben free (body safe), condom compatible, and pH Balanced. It gets a bit sticky, but not to bad. Stats put and doesn't run. Great for use with toys as well as anal. There is no smell or taste; which (unless it's flavored) is a must for me. Clean-up is easy. Also there is no numbing agent making it safe for anal play! I will be keeping this lube around and using on occasion. It's a great brand and a great quality lubricant. I just have another that I prefer. I will recommend this product as a high quality Glycerin free option! If you want your own bottle, pick one up here. Be sure to use my discount TALKTHETALK and get a 10% discount! 

  Thanks to Naughty Playtime for this great product to review! I thoroughly enjoyed testing this product, and gabbing about it!

BEST LUBE EVER: Sliquid Sassy review

​Naughty Playtime sent me a 2 ounce bottle of Sliquid Sassy for a fair and honest review. There will be affiliate links added but this will not change my thoughts or opinions as they are my own.
Packaging and Ingredients:

   As always from Naughty Playtime the product was shipped discreetly to me; wrapped securely in bubble wrap so it didn’t move or rattle around in the box. Sliquid Sassy is a natural lube made from “Purified water, Plant Cellulose (from cotton), Cyamopsis (Guar Conditioners), Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid.”. The Sliquid Sassy ingredients are among the most natural I’ve personally ever seen. The blurb on the website says this formula is
•Ultra thick…gel
•100% Vegan friendly
•Water soluble and easy to clean-up
•Glycerin and Paraben free
•Hypoallergenic and non-toxic
•Non-staining, unflavored and unscented
•Uniquely blended to emulate your body’s own natural lubricant
•pH balanced neutral
Experience:

   Holy Crap!!! I have always had a hard time, no matter how much lube I used. The first inch ALWAYS hurts and takes a minute to relax enough to go any farther. We always use lube with any kind of anal play, but I’ve always had the same catch. We used Sliquid Sassy for the first time, and immediately it was like my freakin eyes were opened! No pain, no catch, nothing! It was like a freakin magic lube. I’ve always liked anal play but I’ve also never enjoyed it like I do when we use Sliquid!! It is super slick, easy to clean-up, and very comfortable to use. We did make a bit of a mess while using it, but I don’t even care! There is no smell or taste to this lube. Best. Lube. Ever. PERIOD! I applaud Sliquid for this amazing product! You have our business!!!
TL;DR

   If you don’t want to read all that, all you need to know is that Sliquid Sassy is hypoallergenic, water-based, lasts a long time, makes a bit of a mess, and totally amazing!!! This product is seriously so awesome, I have recently used several different kinds of lube and this by far has topped anything I’ve ever used! Buy your own here: 

At Naughty Playtime 

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