Pjur Analyze Me! Anal Lube Review

Naughty Playtime sent me a bottle of Pjur Analyse Me! Anal lubricant for free in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.

Receiving & ingredients:
    This lube was sent to me in a plain box. I received a 100ml bottle which will last me awhile. This bottle does not have a pump top. This Pjur analyze me! anal is made with hyaluronan (which is used for vaginal dryness), which according to the back label "increases viscosity without becoming sticky", water, Glycerin, and a few others (there is a picture of the back label below).

Experience & Details:
    The description on the back says that this lube is good for penile, vaginal, and anal. It is also compatible with natural rubber and latex condoms. There are simple directions on the back as well (although I'm not sure that anyone would need directions). 
   The first time I messed with this Pjur lube I just squirted a drop on my finger to see and feel the thickness. Being that it is an anal specific lubricant, I expected it to be rather thick. One drop on my finger stayed just that, a pea sized drop on the end of my finger. When I rubbed it together between them it didn't drip. It was actually thicker than I has expected. Immediately from there I loved it. It is water-based, so it is safe to use with (almost) all non-porous sex toys, condoms (latex or other), and as long as your not allergic to the ingredients it is great for any place you need extra moisture. There is no smell or taste to this lube either; so you can use it for giving oral if need be. 
    Sexually this lube proved to be great to me! Its hard for me to judge a lubricant because ordinarily I am not picky (as long as it isnt KY© or Astroglide©). Also for anal lubes I prefer not to have a numbing agent, which this does not. I tested this product with multiple toys and all went well. They all  slid in easily once I was warmed up and it never got sticky!!

Let's Re-cap:
    Pjur analyze me! anal water based lubricant is: extremely slick, lasts up to 2.5 minutes, non-numbing, condom compatible, not sticky, and worked great for me! It could be for yours to. It is also great for fisting and vaginal use, not just anal. I loved this lube! Want to snatch up your own bottle? Be sure to use my discount code, TALKTHETALK

Thank you so much to Naughty Playtime for sending this lubricant to me. Affiliate links have been used but that has not affected my views of this product. My thoughts and opinions are strictly my own.

Jo H2O anal original review

​Yay for lube! This is the last of four lube reviews brought to you by Naughty Playtime. My drawers are stocked up with lube now. Jo H2O ANAL Original lube is a cheap lube option. Admittedly, my least favorite of the four I recently received.

Packaging and Ingredients:
   I received this lube packaged discreetly, wrapped in bubble wrap and surrounded by extra packaging; so it didn't shake, rattle, or roll. This formula is made with a mix of:

•Glycerin

•Water (Aqua)

•Cellulose Gum

•Methylparaben,

•Propylparaben

The summary on the Jo website says that it is “formulated using a pure plant sourced Glycerin”.

Experience and Thoughts:
   My experience with this lube was short lived,  multiple times. We used it Vaginally and anally. Neither were very grand. I used the lube four times. Being that there are Parabens in this lube there are health concerns. With my natural moisture and all, vaginally the lube need not be re-applied to much. When it came time for clean up however, it was a sticky mess that wasn't the easiest to clean.

    Anally this lube was decent at best for us. We had to re-apply multiple times. Thus making the sticky messy clean-up even worse. We used this lube four different times, and used about half the bottle. If you read my Sliquid Sassy review, you know that anal penetration usually causes a bit of discomfort for me, with this lube that wasn't hindered. That pain was still there.

Summary:
   Ok so here is what I know. This lube contains parabens, which I do not prefer. There is also glycerin. These ingredients are not good for our bodies. The link above provides more information on that. The JO H2O original is said to be not sticky, to me that proved to be wrong. This was a sticky mess to clean up. It was decent in a general lube, however I definitely prefer my Sliquid Sassy or Pjur Analyze Me! over this. I would recommend this product to someone on a budget who maybe doesn't mind the clean-up afterwards. If you could swing the extra cash though I'd definitely go with one of the aforementioned options, either are worth the price.