Love My Honey: double ended glass Dildo by Lovehoney

   I've always been one for pin-point clitoral  vibration. I've been know to say "Dildo's don't do it for me." Or that "silly thing can't make me come, it doesn't Vibrate", because dare I say I'm a bit of a power Queen. Then shopping around for something new I spot this LoveHoney Double Ended Glass Dildo, it is fucking gorgeous! I hoped this pretty thing could change my opinion

Packaging:
My LoveHoney came in a beautiful white box, with a picture of the beautiful glass fuck toy on it.  Inside the box there was a velvet storage bag, that is perfect for long term storage. And of course the beautiful masterpiece that is the toy.

Specs: She is made from Glass. One end has raised Spiral Texture, and the other has Raised nubs with the LoveHoney logo in-between the two.

10.5 inches long, 4.25 inches in Girth. On the LoveHoney website it says 8.25 inches insertable  length... But in my opinion it's a double ended Dildo at 10.5 inches long so there isn't an insertable length. Because this Dildo is made from glass it isn't  flexible, however it is fully submersible.

Cleaning:
Because this toy is made from high quality glass it is completely non-porous and can be cleaned with soap and water. You can sterilize this toy or even throw it in the dishwasher. Just be sure around the textures are cleaned well because bodily fluids can build up around them.

My experience:
So as you seen above I'm not usually a dildo fan. I usually need pin-point clitoral stimulation. Also have I said yet how flipping beautiful this toy is. As soon as I took her out of the box I didn't want to put her down. I kept stroking it, and could not take my hands off. Finally we got the chance to play later that night and boy did she had plenty of surprises in store for me. At first I was really excited about the textures on the different ends. We started off at a cold start and these LoveHoney textures proved to be a bit to much until I was fully aroused. So we lubed up and tried again, this time the toy slide easily into me. I could feel the textures on both ends of the toy, and at times it got a little to intense, so we had to slow down a little bit. The spiral ends(to me) feel very rumbly, and the nubs felt more intense and rubbed inside. The curved "banana" shape made for really good g-spot stimulation but if I jiggled to hard for to long it would irritate my vaginal opening. When I paired this toy with my LoveHoney Mini Wand Vibrator this toy pushed me very QUICKLY over the edge again and again.

Long story short:
I am beyond glad I added this toy to my cart even though I didn't think it would do it for me. It is beautifully made, with no sharp edges. This toy is great but as all toys it isn't perfect. The textures can become a little to much at times. Almost raised to much for my  preference, even though I didn't know I had one. I would definatly recommend this toy to someone looking for something with extreme texture. I've never tried one but if you would like something a bit smoother A Touch Of Glass is highly recommended by several other reviewers.

You can buy this Beautifully crafted Glass toy here

This Siren has me singing

Official Siren Review

    I was kindly sent the (Siren Firm-CoreDildo) from goodvibes toys "Pleasure Works Line". I received this product free of charge in exchange for an honest, unbiased review.

Packaging
Let me start by saying this Dildo has been a first for me: first Silicone Dildo, first dual density toy, first product from good vibes. My Siren arrived boxed discreetly
in a cardboard box. Nothing stood out! I opened the box and found it in a blue " Pleasure Works " branded box, tons of information about the Siren on the back of the box. The Dildo didn't come along either. Along with the Dildo there were three "Please" lube samples (I'll review them as soon as I get the brass to do a lube review), a business card, a refrigerator magnet, and a note from Goodvibes Affiliate Manager Andy!

Key features/Sizing
The Siren come in one size (we will measure up in a minute). A waterproof bullet vibe and the watch batteries (that I so despise at like $4 buck a piece) are provided in the box. The Siren is also part of goodvibes (Firm-Core) Dildo line. Let's size things up! The Siren is 7.5 inches total, with an insertable length of 7 inches, and has a Girth of 5 inches at the widest point(near the base). The Siren is harness comparable, waterproof, easy to clean (throw it in the dishwasher; top rack, wash with warm soap and water, or even boil. With any method you will need to remove the vibe). Also there is a large base, meaning the Siren is anal safe (if your brave enough, I was not).  Alright enough blah, blah, blah for now. Wash it how you want, put it in which ever hole suits you (I'm not sure it will fit in your ear.). USE LUBE!

EXPERIENCE:
It still feels weird to me to take notes while masturbating and directly after sex; but I've learned that this is life and I'm loving every minute of it. So anywho, if you read my (LoveHoney glass Dildo) review you may have seen that I didn't previously like dildos. The Siren was a BLAST to test! I cannot thrust fast by myself, so solo I learned that the vibe is buzzy ( and because watch batteries are like $4 a piece, I despise them -_-) but in my opinion with the size of the Siren the  vibrator isn't necessary; it keeps me feeling full! Lube is definitely needed because the "Firm-Core" Silicone is slightly 'tacky'; for lack of a better word. Not only that but it is draggy, add a little (WATER-BASED) lube and no more drag! It is easy to hold and has a broad base. For my body it is a heat seeking G-Spot missile. Handing over the Siren to my partner, the (Big ol' dick), urm...  I mean large Dildo only gets better. It proved to be great for thrusting; both fast and slow. The head is very pronounced and does wonders on my A-spot and G-Spot. Also with the head being so  noticeable, just a rhythmic tap on the bottom sends my head reeling with pleasure. Of course no toy is perfect. There are a couple things I did not enjoy. Most of this being with the Buzzy Vibrator; it is loud, buzzy, runs off watch batteries, and I cannot get it out of the end of my Siren. The only thing about the Siren itself is that the Silicone is a sort of tacky and everything sticks to it; but hey, I'm fine to wash it!

TL;DR
So... Here is what you need to know about the  Siren summarized (minus all the BS). It is waterproof, easy to clean, and body safe Firm-core Silicone. It vibrates but not great(that doesn't  hinder it's performance!!!) It does attract dust and lint so you'll need to clean before and after uses. USE LUBE(water based). This toy is rather large. So who would I recommend the Siren to? Size Queens, thrust masters, G-Spot lovers, anyone who  doesn't have a petite Vagina.

If you want your own Siren click here! (Please?)
Thank you Good Vibes for sending me the Siren to test and review!

Maddie by Maia review

Maia sent me the Maddie to test and review, free of charge in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. I was thrilled to test another of the Maia collection, they are so bright and colorful!!!

SPECS:
The Maddie was delivered quickly and discretely in a plain card board box with only my name. This little bullet vibe measures up at roughly 4.5 inches in over all length. The girth is under an inch. This is a rechargeable clitoral bullet vibe, made from body safe Silicone. There is an astounding 10 settings; 4 of which are continuous stronger vibrations and the other 6 are pulsations and patterns. Each of these settings deliver a different extent of rumbly vibrations!

EXPERIENCE:
As always I used this product multiple times with and without my partner. So I'll break my experiences down into two categories; solo and with my partner.
SOLO-
Every six months or so we have a 6ish hour road trip to take out kiddo to a burn specialist. This time we decided to have the Maddie accompany us (great idea on our part)! On the way home we decided to test out the noise level; the Maddie is, as I'd hoped, super silent. Of course the is a slight noise, a very low hum, that my child could not hear in the rear seat! Diving in to my adventures side, I decided to test it out then and there, on the open highway! The deliciously rumbly vibrations on the flat bottom against my body felt wonderfully arousing, but not strong enough and to broad to deliver the big-O I had hoped for! Trying a different approach the next time I turned the vibe over and used the pin-pointy end and played away. This allowed for exquisite, deep, and of so rumbly vibrations to be delivered directly on my clitoris. Finally release and Big-O. The Maddie was also put to the time test and it ran continuously for over 2.5 hours and was still going strong!
COUPLES-
After using the Maddie solo, sir and I could not wait to add this to a "play-date"; to see what that baby could do! So next time we brought the Maddie with us to bed. This vibe is WONDERFUL when combined with my partner. Its it small and compact. It fits well between our bodies, with enough power to have my toes curling quickly!

TL;DR
This rechargeable Vibe was quickly added to my favorite toy drawer. I keep it within reach for myself and my partner! It is compact, discreet, super quiet, and for such a tiny shell packs a major punch! Rumbly Vibes all the way around. It's body safe and easy to clean! The only thing I would change would be the lip on the end near the button, it gets in the way a bit. Also I would add one more button to allow for cycling through the settings backward and forward; just to make it perfect! I would recommend this product to anyone for  discreet, quiet power! Someone who has children or shares a home. I was truly blown away by this Maia vibe, so thank you to the awesome people at Maia Toys for sending me this great product! To grab your own Maddie click on one of the links above!

Gun Oil- Force Recon vs. Silicone

​Be gentle. This is my first ever Lube review! If I'm missing something please tell me! I'm always open to constructive criticism! Comment or Email me!

   I'm going to try my hand at a comparison  review, between two gun oil products; Force Recon(Hybrid Silicone lube) and Silicone. I received a ton of these samples in the mail the other day, for personal use; however I wanted to review some lube. So here goes nothin. 
         These samples arrived boxed up discreetly. There were several sample packs of each type of lubricant. We decided to try them out and see what we could discover about non-water based lubricant.

What did we learn?
    Both types of lube lasted significantly longer than anything water based that we had tried. The Hybrid Silicone(Force Recon) lasted three to four minutes and the Silicone lasted a little over two minutes; both were continuously and frivolously rubbed. 
    Both types also felt extremely oily (like vegetable oil). Neither one of them ever got sticky (which I'm used to being that I'm used to water based lubricants), also both of the lubes soaked in to the skin after awhile. 
    (Bear with me here!)

What can these lubes be used for/with?
     Hybrid lubes can be used with some Silicone toys (you should contact the toy company prior to using this) and Silicone lubes should NEVER be used with Silicone toys! The Hybrid Gun oil lubricant is like a gel consistency, which works well for anal play. This lube also has no taste, and a sweet smell. The Silicone lube has no taste or smell and would work really well for glass toys, and would also be ok for anal play as it lasts longer than water based lubricants. Being that neither of these has a taste they would both work well for fore-play or oral sex.

From the website (no quotes)
    Hybrid(Force Recon) by gun oil is paraben free and Glycerine free. Also it is safe for most non-porous toys. (Check with the manufacturer before use) Also this line is hypoallergenic! The hybrid lubricant also washes away easily with soap and water. 
    Silicone Gun Oil is also paraben and Glycerine free. This formula is water resistant and hypoallergenic. However you cannot use this lube with Silicone toys!!
    If your not sure if these types of lubricant are right for you, you may want to stick with a water based lube, Gun Oil offers H2O; which is made with purified water. You can purchase any of these lubricants here.

TANTUS Slick is soooo Slick!!

​Ive been affiliated with Tantus for awhile. I have also read probably 50+ reviews about the quality and amazingness of their products. Finally I got my hot little hands on one (or two) of their finely crafted hunks of silicone; I was impressed and a bit horrified (due to size). I received these free of charge in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Hold on to your seats and lets start the show!

Packaging:

     My slick samples came neatly boxed in brown cardboard, relatively discreetly aside from "slick samples" printed in tiny letters on the delivery sticker. Inside the box were unexpectedly two more boxes: a black Tantus Slick Large, and purple Slick Small. The boxes are mostly white but with viewing windows on the front and sides. Inside the box are Tantus bubbles and the back of the boxes are chalked full of necessary information. Yay for body safe materials!!!


Cold hard facts:
    Small: The widest point(s) of the small are 4 inches (base and tip are the same). The full length is 6.75 inches with an insertable length of 6.25 inches. The small I received is pearly purple and gorgeous!
     Large: The large (like the small) measures the same at tip and base and is 5 inches around. Overall length comes to 8.5 inches with an insertable length of 7.75 inches (talk about filling up). This bad boy was sent to me in Black.
Both sizes are anal safe, harness compatible, dual density, and made from "Tantus' unique formula of 100% ultra-premium Silicone". Both toys are also lint magnets, but super easy to clean so that isnt a big deal. You can wash with soap and water, toy cleaner, 10% bleach mix, or just toss it in the dishwasher.


Experience:
    The Slick small is a great size, super great for beginners! The pronounced tip is perfect for G-Spot stimulation or prostate stimulation (depending on your preference). We use it to warm up to bigger toys, mostly. The Slick design is also great for thrusting; in fact i can thrust the small better, faster, and harder than any other. The large is the biggest Dildo I have ever used, it was a little horrifying at first. However it proved to be amazing! Holy Shit is it Amazing! When i got warm enough to use the large it was extremely intense and filling. The tip of the Slick did hit my cervix when Sir got a little to enthusiastic with his thrusts. I personally wouldn't recommend getting to rough with this big boy! (For me) Gingerly thrusting, long and slowly, pushed me to the brink of insanity, with the uniquely intense orgasm. It is definatly filling to me. I don't feel much texture aside from nubs or such, and the head of the large is wide enough that I feel it; in and out! I was not brave enough to try this anally. The Slick line is the perfect blend of squishy and firm, with a base big enough to hold onto even when 'slick'. The silicone is draggy but added lube fixes that problem. Both of these dildos have been added to our favorite drawer; small for rough and hard g-spot stimulation and large for slow and steady mind blowing orgasms.

🆕- I was finally given the courage to use the Slick Large anally (in other words, Sir, with consent, told me to lie the fuck down because I was going to take every inch of it). First of all HOLY HELL this toy is huge! With plenty of warm up and what seemed to be a bottle of lube we finally got it in. My ass has never been so happy or full. I've realized that I can actually use big toys and enjoy them! I like having rough anal sex which is also a new thing for me! 

TL;DR:
    These toys are mind blowing. Wonderful quality, I fully expect them to last my lifetime at least. Silicone is draggy, use lube (water-based)! Be gentle with the large, it is big!  I would recommend the large to more advance toy players and the small to anyone who enjoys putting things in holes. These Tantus Slicks are worth the price, time and time again! Easy to clean and 100% body safe! No unwanted chemicals, dual density, harness compatible, and anal safe. Go buy one or both! Here!!!

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