Pleasure Works Rippler by Goodvibes

 

Goodvibes is an amazing company to work with. Their affiliate manager is freaking great! They sent me the Rippler from their Pleasure Works line directly off my wishlist. I received the Rippler in exchange for a fair and honest review. 

Delivery & Specs:

  This was an unexpected package from Goodvibes, packaged discreetly as always. Inside was a handwritten note saying that they sent one item from my wishlist.

  When I opened the box and took out my Rippler I was happily surprised by the size! It is SO girth! It measures 71/4 inches long, with an insertable length of approximately 7 inches and has a girth of 15/8  inches at the base. The texture of this dildo is so prominent.

Experience:

  The first time I used this toy, I knew that the Rippler would quickly become my favorite dildo to-date. I luved up and inserted the Rippler one sweet ridge at a time. It was magnificent! Eventually I sped up and started thrusting quicker. It really didn't matter how fast or hard i fucked myself, how aroused I was, or how wet I became the extreme texture never became unnoticeable. Did I say it was magnificent yet?

  Finally Sir and I got a chance to use the Rippler together. He grabbed it out of the closet and tried to bend it. It does bend but not super easily. The Pleasure Works Rippler is made from super soft (to the touch) silicone that is very firm! There is not a lot of give to this dildo. So Sir stood me up and off went my pants. He made me bend straight over and quickly got me lubed up and ready. Inserting the Rippler slowly, then quickened the pace, to the point my legs were shaking. This dildo brings out deep, long orgasms, so quickly it doesn't seem possible.

  The next time we used it was very rough. When used though the Rippler provides a very strong rumble sensation. After a rough ride with the Rippler, my lady bits were deliciously bruised. Every time I moved for two days after all I could think about was that night.

  Cleaning this toy was a bit more detailed than a non-textured dildo because of the deeper ridges. I usually throw all my silicone toys in the dishwasher, but due to the extreme texture I washed this by hand the first time. A nail brush is my cleaning instrument of choice.

TL;DR:

   This is a pretty simple summary. If you like body-safe textured toys that can give you a rough ride, BUY THIS TOY!!! It is marvelous, not hard to clean, body-safe, girth, and holy shit it makes my legs weak! This is definitely my top dildo so far, and it's gonna be a hard one to beat!

 

Thank you so much to Goodvibes toys for sending me my new favorite dildo. There are affiliate links used, however this has in no way affected my thoughts of this product. It is truly this amazing!

    

Jopen® Callie Mini Massager

The beautiful and luxurious Jopen® Callie™ mini massager was sent to me by Good Vibrations free of charge in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. There are affiliate links used, however this in no way affects my opinion of this toy; these opinions are my own.

PACKAGING:
     The Callie™ massager was sent to me via USPS Priority Mail. It arrived completely under the radar; in a white box. When I opened the box the mini massager was in an extremely beautiful white box; which screamed luxury to me (Small town redneck). There are 5 (Yup thats right 5) languages on the outside of the box; along with the instruction manual. The white box is also lined with pretty gold trim, which is a nice touch!

Specs:
     The Callie™ mini massager is a rather large "love egg" type rechargeable toy. It charges with a normal phone charger cord, which for me is great but I dont know about the rest of the world. There are 2 continuous vibration speeds, and 6 patterns. The Callie™ mini massager is covered in soft matte silicone, the bottom is gold plastic. There is one button to control the toy; which is on a wire and is adorned with a gem. It takes two hours to get a complete charge and the Callie lasts about 1.5 hours on that charge.

Experience:
    I was really excited to receive the Callie™, this in my first "luxury" toy review! Testing this product has definatly been something new. The silicone that this toy is covered in is very soft but of course it attracts dust and lint, and its adorned with gold colored plastic. There are multiple speeds and patterns to choose from. There is only two continuous vibration speeds and they are somewhat weak in my opinion. I actually like to use the patterns with the mini massager more than the constant vibe settings. The Callie™ has a push button to control it, the button is wired to the insertable part of the toy and the actual button is a gem. To charge the toy you actually unscrew the gold plastic piece of the insertable side. It's weird and I feel that putting the charger there actually made the toy a little tacky. There is no way to keep gunk and grime from getting between the plastic and silicone that you put into your body. Because of the golden plastic bits, i dont feel comfortable putting the Callie™ into my Vag. I understand why they put the gold color on the toy; it makes it look super fancy and pretty. Its just to hard to keep it clean and sanitized when there is a seam like that. I used the Callie as a clitoral massager instead of an insertable toy, and even this was unimpressive to me. The vibrations feel strong and rumbly; but they didn't reach deep within me and pull the orgasm out like I had hoped! They stayed pretty close to the surface and just kinda danced along my clit teasingly. The Callie™ mini massager actually turned out to be rather disappointing to me. Ive never used a JOPEN® toy before, and after trying this one I hope that the others are much different than this one.

TL;DR
    The Callie™ mini massager is a love egg type toy made to look luxurious. The vibrations are rather weak for me; and don't penetrate deep enough (for my body). This toy would be great for someone who doesn't like super strong vibrations. This toy may be good for a beginner toy user, or even someone who wants a toy to use in public. I did enjoy the different patterns that this had to offer. Also the Jopen® Callie™ mini massager charges with a normal phone charger. The golden plastic piece that screwed to the insertable portion proved very hard to keep this toy really truly clean. If you would like to give the Jopen® Callie™ mini massager a shot you can purchase one here.

TANTUS Slick is soooo Slick!!

​Ive been affiliated with Tantus for awhile. I have also read probably 50+ reviews about the quality and amazingness of their products. Finally I got my hot little hands on one (or two) of their finely crafted hunks of silicone; I was impressed and a bit horrified (due to size). I received these free of charge in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Hold on to your seats and lets start the show!

Packaging:

     My slick samples came neatly boxed in brown cardboard, relatively discreetly aside from "slick samples" printed in tiny letters on the delivery sticker. Inside the box were unexpectedly two more boxes: a black Tantus Slick Large, and purple Slick Small. The boxes are mostly white but with viewing windows on the front and sides. Inside the box are Tantus bubbles and the back of the boxes are chalked full of necessary information. Yay for body safe materials!!!


Cold hard facts:
    Small: The widest point(s) of the small are 4 inches (base and tip are the same). The full length is 6.75 inches with an insertable length of 6.25 inches. The small I received is pearly purple and gorgeous!
     Large: The large (like the small) measures the same at tip and base and is 5 inches around. Overall length comes to 8.5 inches with an insertable length of 7.75 inches (talk about filling up). This bad boy was sent to me in Black.
Both sizes are anal safe, harness compatible, dual density, and made from "Tantus' unique formula of 100% ultra-premium Silicone". Both toys are also lint magnets, but super easy to clean so that isnt a big deal. You can wash with soap and water, toy cleaner, 10% bleach mix, or just toss it in the dishwasher.


Experience:
    The Slick small is a great size, super great for beginners! The pronounced tip is perfect for G-Spot stimulation or prostate stimulation (depending on your preference). We use it to warm up to bigger toys, mostly. The Slick design is also great for thrusting; in fact i can thrust the small better, faster, and harder than any other. The large is the biggest Dildo I have ever used, it was a little horrifying at first. However it proved to be amazing! Holy Shit is it Amazing! When i got warm enough to use the large it was extremely intense and filling. The tip of the Slick did hit my cervix when Sir got a little to enthusiastic with his thrusts. I personally wouldn't recommend getting to rough with this big boy! (For me) Gingerly thrusting, long and slowly, pushed me to the brink of insanity, with the uniquely intense orgasm. It is definatly filling to me. I don't feel much texture aside from nubs or such, and the head of the large is wide enough that I feel it; in and out! I was not brave enough to try this anally. The Slick line is the perfect blend of squishy and firm, with a base big enough to hold onto even when 'slick'. The silicone is draggy but added lube fixes that problem. Both of these dildos have been added to our favorite drawer; small for rough and hard g-spot stimulation and large for slow and steady mind blowing orgasms.

🆕- I was finally given the courage to use the Slick Large anally (in other words, Sir, with consent, told me to lie the fuck down because I was going to take every inch of it). First of all HOLY HELL this toy is huge! With plenty of warm up and what seemed to be a bottle of lube we finally got it in. My ass has never been so happy or full. I've realized that I can actually use big toys and enjoy them! I like having rough anal sex which is also a new thing for me! 

TL;DR:
    These toys are mind blowing. Wonderful quality, I fully expect them to last my lifetime at least. Silicone is draggy, use lube (water-based)! Be gentle with the large, it is big!  I would recommend the large to more advance toy players and the small to anyone who enjoys putting things in holes. These Tantus Slicks are worth the price, time and time again! Easy to clean and 100% body safe! No unwanted chemicals, dual density, harness compatible, and anal safe. Go buy one or both! Here!!!

 🆕: Enter code ELIZA15 to get a 15% discount on you entire order!!!